Wednesday, 10 August 2011

lol lmao et al...

I am now a h cr appy face booker… I know that because every time I try to be funny I just get called a lol…

Good morning Facebook friends… What a beautiful day… Well apart from ev’ry male/female online sending flirty hearts to your cyber love of course…

Take thou my heart… All of you at once…

Sadly in the real world though we are under siege from mindless violence… Yet then again it’s not so good here either of course… After all, someone has just lost a sock…

Sooooo… I have nominated you as my special friend of today XXX (all of you of course)

Sorry Mdm I didn’t mean to poke your eye out behind your husbands back… I was aiming much lower…

You seem to enjoy saying you are now pregnant in your cyber world… I bet your cyber lover enjoyed that one… But congratulations seem to be in order just the same…

I just love that song you posted for me… It reminds me of when my wife left me… Never mind though… She did take her mother with her as well….

However I must admit you are so very talented luv… When we sit in a chat room exchanging sweet nothings… I feel I am the only one that matters to you… How nice to have you alone… XXX (Incidentally, when you were cyber kissing me? What did that note mean? You have now shared a link with someone else…?) I often meant to ask if you had any idea what that was all about…?

What a nice time that was… Oh God Modem, I salute your instant confusion… But I don’t think social networking does much for sensitive folks and I am thus thinking of letting go of; frankly what I never really had to begin with…